What is Puppy Play?
Let's be clear about this. Puppy play is role-playing as a dog, down on all fours and barking, and yes, it's weird. Of course, it is. But I know you're not the sort of person who uses the word "weird" as a pejorative term.
If you're having trouble understanding the appeal of puppy play, just think how amazing it would be if there were a form of group relaxation where you could empty your mind and be care-free, lower all of your defenses, and bypass small talk forever. Now imagine that vigorous cuddling and praise are key components of this relaxation technique. And did I mention snacks? You get snacks. Awesome. Why aren't we pupping right now?
The rules are simple: There aren't any.